bacheloring.

i rarely take pride in knowing certain people.
here's one of them.

"we went out, got drunk and they crashed at my place
and the boys really crashed
now they're washing my bathroom
i touched pee-soaked socks
not my socks of course
i was a lady, i didn't even rip my stockings
i came home with 2 different shoes and neither were my own
i really loved the shoes i lost that night
they were purple"